What they’re drinking…

According to Britvic (Pepsi); “Brains perform best when they’re hydrated. Your brain is 75% water, so keep it topped off.” From a spring deep within the hills of Yorkshire, meet Drench…
In Holland, it’s all about fresh men drinking apple cider. Jillz, the new semi-alcoholic Heineken beer alternative.

…is still old. Yet, across the U.S. Ocean, Carnitine as a “health food” is once again making the rounds.

"Let's give it to Mikey...he'll eat anything!"

Carnitine is found in nearly every cell of your being, and assists in oxidizing fatty acids for use in the body. Save very rare exceptions due to medical or genetic conditions, your liver and kidneys produce all the Carnitine you need.

In 1989, The Food and Nutrition Board (FNB) of the National Academy of Sciences reviewed studies on the functions of carnitine used in dietary supplements, and concluded it was not an essential nutrient.

In fact, too much of this stuff taken in supplements may cause nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramps, diarrhea, and a “fishy” body odor. More rare side effects include muscle weakness in uremic patients and seizures in those with seizure disorders. Yikes!

“Please sir, can I have another…”

Here's the Skinny

A UK company by the name of “Bio-Synergy” is marketing this stuff as a soft drink; “Skinny Cola,”  with a none too skinny price of about $2.35 a pop. Their helpful FAQ explains:

When should I drink Bio-Synergy Skinny Cola?
Drink Bio-Synergy Skinny Cola whenever you are thirsty. (I think I understand)

and…

Where is Skinny Cola made?
Skinny Cola, is made right here in the UK and therefore has a low carbon footprint. (Huh? I’m sure I don’t get this)

Drink. Responsibly.