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Can’t get there from here…

Why the long face? Can’t get a date? Maybe you’re just looking for love in all the wrong places. Might I suggest you check out (according to the mfgr.) the number one alternative dating site on the net? Yep, head on over to gothscene.com and start searching for thousands of gothic singles in your area today.

Let's Go Goth Dating!

Is that up there what Goth gurls look like? If so, count me in, misplaced jewelry and all, but I swear she looks like one of the Kardashians, and I have it under good authority they are Armenian – not Gothian.

Well, I’ve tried this site, but so far, I’m not getting a lot (any) hits. Let’s see, I entered everything correctly; “Man, looking for a 65-80 year old Goth Female in Oldervik, Norway,” so, I guess it’s true what they say about patience being a vice or such.