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South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford gets the pick of the litter.

What’s the deal with this Mark Sanford guy, the still (?) governor of South Carolina? A few days ago, I gave him a better than even chance of being able to hang on to his job, but now…I’m stunned he hasn’t been hanged. Talk about diggin’ yourself into a hole, geez, six feet is deep enough, dood!

Fessin’ up to one “affair” is pretty much a yawn in politics ‘dew jour, but hey, statements like; “I’ve been out of bounds a few times before (this affair), but never crossed the ‘ultimate line’,” can land you in a lowcountry swamp in a South Carolina gator knee-gnawin’ second!

Good luck with this, Mark, I hope you know what you’re doing, cause you ain’t no King Edward VIII chasing Wallis Warfield Simpson. People gave up on fairy tales a long time ago, and besides, the Oprah show is booked.

¿Cómo se dice en Argentina..."Baby, wanna cross the ultimate line?"