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SAN DIEGO, CA: Ostensibly ending a decades long battle between seal huggers and wading children, a federal judge stepped up with a ruling for San Diego to comply with an earlier court order to clean up the children’s pool in La Jolla and rid itself of the waste culprits – the seals. No more “pupping” and “pooping” for the seals who took over the beach area many years ago, originally donated and intended for use and enjoyment (swimming) by the offspring of humans.

The City of San Diego planned to comply with the order by paying somebody $688,000 in taxpayer funds to play, rewind, and re-play a tape of a barking dog, in belief that seals don’t much care for that sort of thing, and will go be seals elsewhere. But, just as looked like the coast was beginning to clear, word has it that California’s Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has weighed in, flipping the matter back to the San Diego City Council to decide. “Love Potion Proposition #9,” anybody? It’s good to be a seal.

A Mexican Chihuahua is sighted trying out for "San Diego's Got Seals" at the Children's Pond in La Jolla, California.

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