GOLD in THEM ‘THAR URL’s!
Posted by Editor in Losungen, tags: anxiety disorder, branding, facebook, facebook url, gold rush, hoopla, hype, job search, losers, myspace, pan handle, short url, snads, social networking, tiny url, vanity url
It's a bum's rush.
Facebook offers a cure for SNADs…
My very own “facebook.com” URL. Woo-hoo!
I’ll pass. And, I’ll probably pass on anybody who wants to “friend me” that’s got a vanity facebook URL.
Think about it for a minute. Do you really want to be friends with, or, le gasp, be seen riding posse with somebody the likes of;
“facebook.com/meisbadtothebone”
Maybe you do, who knows. After all, I don’t know you, and as said, likely never will.
What’s the big deal though, anyhow? I mean, if your facebook URL is really causing you issues, like a bad case of ‘SNADs;’ (Social Networking Anxiety Disorder), do what everybody else does, and just bury it behind your picture (click photo opposite) or text of your choice. You certainly do not need assistance from facebook in becoming as anal as;
“facebook.com/meisabornloser”
But heh, if it’s really driving you nuts, and you just can’t see straight thinking about it, cruise on over to one of those many URL shortening sites, like TinyURL, and make your own facebook vanity URL.
All you got to do, is a.) log into your facebook, b.) click on your “profile” tab, c.) copy all the gibberish in the browser bar, d.) paste that in the TinyURL box provided, e.) name it whatever makes you glow, and bang! How about that! Now, you are really some…
LOSER!
Oh yeah. If you’re out ‘pan-handling’ for a job, make certain you pass along your new facebook URL to the recruiters. As the “industrious type,” you will get noticed.
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