Don’t Do It
Posted by Editor in Losungen, tags: bad taste, elvis presley, fashion, high street, jumpsuits, london, tacky, womens clothesViv Groskop, couture cognoscente for The Guardian, UK is advising that the jumpsuit is this season’s haute “garment of the moment.”
“Can any woman really wear one? Of course. It matters not whether you can wear a jumpsuit – simply that you must.”
When Viv says “of the moment,” I really hope she means no longer than that. Hideous, and please don’t do this, not even in the privacy of your own garage.
The functional purpose of these things is to protect (or hide) what’s underneath, pretty much in concept with plastic slip covers for your crushed velvet settee. If there is something from which you need to protect your clothes, go home and change. If you need to hide from the world what’s underneath, go home, or the gym, and change.
In his “waxing” years, even Elvis couldn’t pull this off, king or not. So, unless this garmet is required for some high paying “shovel ready” job offered via a federal a tax program, don’t do it.
If, like Viv; “simply you must,” don’t be surprised when you’re asked for a “lube job,” or rounded up by the loose con squad.
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