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	Hugh Masekela – Grazing In The Grass
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The Queen in a rare peep.

The Queen, whilst enjoying a day of people watching at Windsor Castle, got a “two-fer” today when a couple were interrupted having sex on Her Majesty’s front yard.

Ignoring the Queen and signs asking visitors to, “Please Keep Off The Grass,” the heterosexual couple, a man and woman, said to be in their early 30’s, selected a spot near the castle’s Garter Tower and stripped off in full view of hotels, pubs and shops.

An employee at the Harte and Garter Hotel, which overlooks the castle, said bored guests went out to observe the scene.

People, who were obviously born in a box, were shouting things like ‘what are you doing?’ all rightly ignored by the couple. ‘It (the sex, not the shouting) was going on for about 10 or 15 minutes, which is quite a long time.” (Ain’t that the truth!)

Another voyeur, Mark Robinson, 44, said the couple carried on until police intervened. He said: “The officers told them to stop and the sight of the uniforms seemed to snap them out of it. They were unsteady on their feet and the guy pulled his trousers up and helped the girl put hers back on.

Acting out of character, “The Japanese tourists were comparing their – videos.”

A spokesman from Thames Valley police confirmed that two people had been arrested and cautioned for outraging public decency.

Be careful, folks. It’s the beginning of fire ant season.

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